How Riyadh became the hub of the football world... for a week, anyway

In the space of four days, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia's King Fahd International Stadium hosted both the Italian Super Cup final (Milan vs. Inter, arguably the biggest derby in the world) and the Spanish Super Cup final (Barcelona vs. Real Madrid, aka El Clasico aka the biggest game in the club game). You'd think one of those matches was the main event, but no: as far as global hype and local attention were concerned, despite their combined 29 European Cups, they were merely the undercard for Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lionel Messi as a local All-Star XI led by the Portuguese striker took on Paris Saint-Germain.

If you're old-school about the sport, you may find this depressing. Two of the biggest rivalries involving four historic giants of the game with silverware at stake (more on this later) are overshadowed by an exhibition game involving one team that isn't even a real team against a club whose illustrious history dates all the way back to ... um ... 1970. Of course, if you're really old-school (and a bit contrarian), you may point out that the "Super Cup" -- pitting the domestic champions against the domestic cup winners -- is a less prestigious trophy and an artificial made-for-TV event conjured up in the 1980s to generate more content and revenue.

(But then, if you're REALLY, REALLY, REALLY old-school -- and REALLY, REALLY, REALLY contrarian -- you'll point out that a version of this existed in Spain in the 1940s and early 1950s, and that it's a real trophy and not an artificial money spinner because if you did the league and cup double, you'd be automatically awarded the trophy without playing the game.)

Still, the point remains. For five days in January, Riyadh has drawn more footballing eyeballs than anywhere else ever, outside of Europe, South America and World Cups.

So how did we get here? The short, simple answer: money.

The Spanish FA earns a reported €30 million ($32.4m) for its Super Cup format -- featuring a final four and three matches in total -- which it splits among the clubs. The Italian FA's single-game take is around €7.5m ($8.1m). As for Thursday's friendly, French newspaper L'Equipe reported that PSG were getting €10m ($10.8m) to face the Riyadh All-Stars, but, of course, you'd want to factor in the cost of getting Ronaldo there too: he has a contract through 2025 worth $75m a year, plus commercial deals that could more than double his compensation.

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